Bad Gear

BAD GEAR was a series written by Kingdom of Trolls and FWNN user Dan Pryce. It was pretty good I guess.

PLOT

The story was a complete mess of good ideas and writing fumbled by months of imbibing train station coffee. Its protagonist was Borin, a 20ish year old stoner who has visions of his best friend when he's high. If had gotten beyond the fifth episode (which is still fairly good for a non-KoT series), themes like drug abuse and friendship would probably have emerged but for it's short life it explored how gay prejudice among terrorists causes them to all kill each other and Fabian being a super soldier.

After the death of his friend, Borin was sent visions of an impending apocolypse that he could only avert by getting really fucking stoned, staying stoned, and listening to the hallucinatory illusion of Pope to complete his quest. There was also a subplot about a group of soliders in the Gulf who come across a metric fuckton of weed, steal it, go AWOL, ??????????? and PROFIT. Oh, and every character was British and talked like Danny Dyer in a Guy Ritchie film.

CURRENT STATUS

Between Crisis on Infinite Forums, and Dan Pryce's laptop being stolen in a hotel room in Brighton, Bad Gear no longer exists in any form whatsoever. No one is more pissed about this than I am.

FUTURE

I dunno. I did start writing a reboot but - surprise surprise - the dick whole stole my laptop probably snorted that up his nose too. I guess I could do ANOTHER reboot.